Look, we’ve seen some wild celebrity baby names over the years—Pilot Inspektor, X Æ A-12, and now… Celestial Seed? Oh, you sweet summer children. MGK and Megan Fox may live for theatrics, but even they wouldn’t hang that constellation of a name on their kid.
In a move that’s somehow both cryptic and chaotic (a vibe this couple has cornered the market on), MGK announced their baby girl’s arrival last week on Instagram with the caption, “She’s finally here!! our little celestial seed. 3/27/25.” Naturally, the internet did what it does best—collectively lost its damn mind and ran with the idea that “Celestial Seed” was the kid’s actual name.
But MGK, ever the misunderstood poet of Hot Topic energy, took to his Instagram Stories to set the record straight with the grace and sarcasm of a man who definitely drinks Red Bull with his pinky out. Over a headline declaring “Megan Fox Has Welcomed Baby Girl Celestial Seed,” he added: “wait guys… her name isn’t ‘Celestial Seed’ 
her mom is gonna tell you the name when we’re ready.”
Translation: no, the baby isn’t named after a strain of vape juice or a moon goddess—at least not officially.
This is MGK’s second daughter (he’s got 15-year-old Casie with ex Emma Cannon) and Megan’s fourth child (she’s mom to three sons with Brian Austin Green). The couple, who once drank each other’s blood for engagement kicks, have had a whirlwind on-and-off romance that finally broke off in November 2024. And yet, here we are with a brand-new chapter—and a baby whose actual name still remains a mystery.
But hey, if you think Celestial Seed is bad, just wait until Elon Musk’s next kid drops an album.
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