When your ex becomes a meme… but not the good kind.
Welcome to the circus that is Elon Musk’s life—complete with Nazi-like salutes, Twitter tantrums (sorry, X tantrums), and the world collectively screaming, “What the actual hell?!” During one of Donald Trump’s inaugural events, Musk, tech bro extraordinaire and Grimes’ ex, made a gesture that had people reaching for history books and questioning their sanity. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a friendly wave.
The Gesture Heard (and Seen) Around the World
Musk, now apparently moonlighting as Trump’s efficiency czar, made two straight-arm salutes that screamed “not subtle” to anyone paying attention. Experts were quick to point out the Hitler vibes, and Twitter (oh, sorry, X) exploded faster than SpaceX’s test rockets. Even Grimes, who shares three kids with Musk, was blindsided, responding on X with a mix of confusion and exhaustion that every co-parent can relate to: “I haven’t even been online yet today.”
Grimes Speaks Out (Sort Of)
Initially, Grimes vowed to do her research before making any rash statements. Admirable, right? But then she added, “I am not him. I will not make a statement every time he does something.” Translation: “I have three kids to raise; I’m not his babysitter.” She also clarified that she wasn’t interested in creating an international scandal or gracing magazine covers by throwing Musk under the bus—though we all know the Vogue feature would’ve slapped.
Later, after apparently digesting the breakfast of champions (or sheer panic), she declared, “I’m happy to denounce Nazism – and the far alt-right. Would that help clear things up?” Yes, Grimes, it would. Thank you for the clarification, even if it came after what we assume was a very strong coffee.
The Internet Reacts
While Grimes tried to untangle herself from the drama, My Chemical Romance guitarist Frank Iero didn’t hold back. Sharing a screenshot of Musk’s salute, Iero wrote, “F—k this guy and everyone supporting this s—t.” No room for ambiguity there, Frank. Meanwhile, Musk himself dismissed the outrage as “sooo tired” (yawning emoji included), proving once again that he’s the guy at the party no one invited.
A History of Headlines
Let’s not forget that Musk is no stranger to controversy. From antisemitic conspiracy theories to questionable endorsements, the man has been on a one-way rocket to infamy. This latest incident? Just another chapter in the Elon Musk Saga™️, which apparently now includes Nazi salutes and white supremacist applause. Cool, cool.
Grimes’ Final Word
For her part, Grimes summed it up with an exhausted “I simply wish happiness and health to all.” A noble sentiment, sure, but we’re betting she’s also wishing for a really good lawyer and a stronger Wi-Fi password.
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